The use of nicknames or epithets to describe a royal or a local ruler was quite common until recent times. Before pictures were easily accessed, or in places where the first name was repeatedly used for consecutive rulers, a nickname was a useful way to distinguish one person from another. Sometimes these names were chosen by the bearer themselves, sometimes they were gained through a courageous or kind act and other times the names were given hundreds of years later by historians.
Many of these names are impressive and created in order to show praise or thanks to a ruler, for example Peter the great or Lorenzo the magnificent. On other occasions an epithet was simply to show where a person came from; such as Catherine of Aragon or Christian of Brunswick and then there were names given based on appearance, like Philip the handsome.
Unfortunately, many rulers missed out on being called ‘the great’ and ended up with an insulting or weird nickname. The following are a selection of the strangest:
1. Juana the mad
Juana was Queen of Castile and León until she was forcibly locked
away because of an apparent mental illness by her father and later
son. After being imprisoned for most of her life, Juana’s mental
state grew rapidly worse, she became known as Juana la Loca which
means the mad
2. Vasily the cross-eyed
Vasily Kosoy was Grand Prince of Moscow in the early 1430s in the
midst of civil war. He was overthrown by his cousin and brother and
later blinded whilst in prison, which means he is also known as
Vasily the blind
3. Charles the silly
Charles VI was King of France until 1422. During bouts of insanity
he believed that he had no wife or children and that he and other
people were made of glass and could shatter at any time, he even
had iron rods sewn into his clothes to stop himself from
breaking
4. Séamus an Chaca (James the shit)
After the Battle of the Boyne in Ireland in 1690 when James II of
England and Ireland and VII of Scotland was defeated by William of
Orange, he was known as Séamus an Chaca or James the shit by the
Irish who believed he had betrayed them
5. Lugaid ‘son of a dog’
Lugaid, the High King of Ireland apparently reigned in around 200
AD. He was known as the son of a dog because he reportedly suckled
from a greyhound as a baby
6. Archibald the loser
Following on from his father Archibald the Grim, Archibald was the
4th Earl of Douglas in the early 15th century
7. Alfonso the slobberer
Alfonso VI was King of Galicia and León until 1230. He earned the
nickname ‘babosa’ or ‘the slobberer’ because was prone to fits of
rage which resulted in him foaming at the mouth
8. Conan the fat
Conan, The Duke of Brittany until 1148 was an ally of King Stephen
of England during his war with Empress Matilda. He gained his
nickname due to his large size
9. Piero the gouty
Piero di Cosimo de’ Medici was Lord of Florence until 1469. He
suffered so badly from gout that he was too unwell to work most of
the time and when he did it was often from his bedroom. Piero’s
illness led to the seat of government being moved to the Medici
Palace
Louis XI (public domain)/wikimedia commons
10. The universal spider
Louis XI of France was king in the mid 15th century. Louis was
always involved in sneaky plots and was known as the universal
spider because his enemies believed he was spinning webs of
conspiracies and lies
11. Childeric the idiot
Childeric was the last Merovingian King of the Franks. Whilst he
was often an absent ruler, leaving the work to the mayors of the
palace, there is no evidence for why he was called an idiot. It is
likely that once he was deposed by Pepin the short, the nickname
was given to blacken his name.
12. Louis the good for nothing
Louis V of France reigned for only a year in 987. He was known as
he who did nothing or the good for nothing because of his short
reign and because he left no heir to succeed him
13. Pepin the hunchback
Pepin was the son of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne. Pepin was
disinherited by his father, which may have been because of his
deformity. After revolting against his father, Pepin eventually
ended up living out his days as a monk
14. Ivar the boneless
Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking ruler in the 9th century. The reason
for his nickname; the boneless is disputed. Some people believe it
is because he suffered from a condition which meant that he had
cartilage where bone should be in much of his body, whilst others
think it was a joke about his lack of interest in romance
Henry III (public domain)/wikimedia commons
15. Henry III- Prince of Sodom
As the fourth son of Henry II of France, Henry was never supposed
to be king of France and instead accepted the elective
Polish-Lithuanian crown. Henry had to return to France to become
King, after the death of his brother Charles IX. Henry was believed
to be a homosexual and often dressed in women’s clothing which
earned him his rather blunt nickname
16. The ruiner of families
Malatesta II Malatesta was Lord of Rimini, he was known as
Guastafamiglia or the ruiner of families because he was at the head
of so many massacres and assassinations. After assisting Pope
Innocent VI in suppressing the Romagna, Malatesta retired
17. Frederick III- Arch-Sleepyhead of the Holy Roman
Empire
Frederick was the first Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor. He was called
the arch-sleepyhead and mocked for being an inefficient ruler of
his Imperial lands because he focused on his hereditary lands
18. Bertha Broadfoot
Bertrada of Laon was the wife of Pepin the short. Her nickname was
broadfoot or goosefoot as she supposedly had a clubfoot. As there
is no evidence for this, some historians believe it was because she
was seen as link between the human and spirit world as clubfooted
people were presumed to be during the Middle Ages
19. Ivalyo the lettuce
In 1277 Ivalyo started a peasant uprising in Bulgaria. He was a
poor farmer who decided to revolt against the Tsar. The revolt was
a success and for two years he ruled as Emperor, before being
forced into exile. He was known as the lettuce or cabbage because
of his humble farming background
20. William the bastard
William is more famously known as William the Conqueror, the first
Norman king of England. His other nickname; the bastard was given
because his father Robert, Duke of Normandy was not married to his
mother Herleva, his mistress. William’s status as an illegitimate
child caused him much difficulty when he succeeded his father’s
Duchy.
