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Prince William named sexiest bald man alive and the internet disagrees

Photo: Benjamin Wareing

It’s been a busy week for Prince William, he was named Lord High Commissioner to the 2021 General Assembly of the Church of Scotland, he took part in commemorating the lives lost in the coronavirus pandemic and now he has been declared World’s Sexiest Bald Man by a Google survey.

The survey looked at Google searches and articles that used the word “sexy” and Prince William was the winner with 17.6 million hits. Being the internet, the haters were quick to share their opposing opinions. Most coming from Stanley Tucci’s camp, even though he did not rank in the top ten. Tucci himself weighed in on Instagram, posting a photo collage with him and a number of other notable bald men with the caption: “Whose crown should wear this crown? So many wonderful choices.” 

Social media users also include Shemar Moore and Boris Kodjoe in their rankings of sexiest men. Some were saying that the Duke of Cambridge is not even the sexiest bald man in his family; believing that honor goes to the new father of three, Mike Tindall, husband of Zara Tindall, Prince William’s cousin and daughter of Princess Anne.

Longevita, a UK surgical group that does, among other things, hair transplants (yes, you read that right!), sponsored the study. When asked for comment on the results, a Longevita representative said: “There are quite a few bald public figures we can feast our eyes on.”

Those in the top ten and their search results:

Prince William – 17.6m

Mike Tyson – 8.8m

Jason Statham – 7.4m

Pitbull – 5.4m

Michael Jordan – 5.3m

Floyd Mayweather – 4.3m

John Travolta – 3.8m

Bruce Willis – 3.3m

Dwayne Johnson – 2.6m

Vin Diesel – 2.3m

It is reported the Patrick Stewart and Vladimir Putin barely missed the top ten finalists.